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occasionalmisfit
October 5th, 2005, 05:44 AM
... have one of those apples that tastes like poo? I'm eating one now, it was big and round and red in the fruit bowl, but after a few bites it began to taste of faeces. But I won't stop eating it, I tell thee I won't, for I am not a weak Nigerian.
Lord I'm bored.
I was thinking of going to get my legs waxed, just up to the knee. Is that gay, for a bloke. I know lots of footballers do it, my girlfriend said she wouldn't mind. What y'all think?
I look forward to seeing no replies. :wavey:
Miss_Impossible
October 5th, 2005, 05:57 AM
Sorry to burst your bubble by replying.
If you wanna wax your legs go ahead and do it. Who's approval are u waiting for ?
occasionalmisfit
October 5th, 2005, 06:17 AM
Sorry to burst your bubble by replying.
If you wanna wax your legs go ahead and do it. Who's approval are u waiting for ?
Lol, told.
I just like to make sure that whatever I do is normal and accepted by the general public. So I ask other people's opinions of everything... I like fitting in you see.
Baa.
Z4K5T4R
October 5th, 2005, 06:33 AM
i thought you were a girl.......?
Miss_Impossible
October 5th, 2005, 06:34 AM
Lol, told.
I just like to make sure that whatever I do is normal and accepted by the general public. So I ask other people's opinions of everything... I like fitting in you see.
Baa.
Ahh, I see ur one of those. Hope your hairless legs fit in then, good luck.
scorpio05678
October 5th, 2005, 06:38 AM
well it is your choice but i wouldn't wax my body unless it is for some medical reasons. I think having hairs is a "manly thing".
just a tip: you should do what you like not what janta says/likes.
SC
Mash007
October 5th, 2005, 06:56 AM
meh....
suhailio
October 5th, 2005, 07:36 AM
... have one of those apples that tastes like poo? I'm eating one now, it was big and round and red in the fruit bowl, but after a few bites it began to taste of faeces. But I won't stop eating it, I tell thee I won't, for I am not a weak Nigerian.
Lord I'm bored.
I was thinking of going to get my legs waxed, just up to the knee. Is that gay, for a bloke. I know lots of footballers do it, my girlfriend said she wouldn't mind. What y'all think?
I look forward to seeing no replies. :wavey:
how old was the apple?
and secondly..dont wax ya legs...thats just too gay...
jus_me
October 5th, 2005, 07:39 AM
Lol, told.
I just like to make sure that whatever I do is normal and accepted by the general public. So I ask other people's opinions of everything... I like fitting in you see.
Baa.
i wonder how many ppl get the baa comment
just for confusions sake...mooo
:wavey:
occasionalmisfit
October 5th, 2005, 07:40 AM
i thought you were a girl.......?
:wtf: Me... with a vagina.... what an abhorrent idea.
Mash, what say you. Be they too hairy?
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 07:40 AM
how old was the apple?
and secondly..dont wax ya legs...thats just too gay...
u called me a geek and a flirt?
suhailio
October 5th, 2005, 07:42 AM
u called me a geek and a flirt?
well flirt...yehhhhhh mannn:p
and geek..i was takin da piss :dance3:
SSSash
October 5th, 2005, 07:42 AM
how old was the apple?
and secondly..dont wax ya legs...thats just too gay...
lol.. u realise she's a girl... super lesbo guy girl... :) appeals to every1
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 07:42 AM
well flirt...yehhhhhh mannn:p
and geek..i was takin da piss :dance3:
lol i was like wat am i a geek.... and also flirt how am i?
Mash007
October 5th, 2005, 07:43 AM
:wtf: Me... with a vagina.... what an abhorrent idea.
Mash, what say you. Be they too hairy?nah they're sexxy as hell :yum:
occasionalmisfit
October 5th, 2005, 07:43 AM
i wonder how many ppl get the baa comment
just for confusions sake...mooo
:wavey:
:wavey: :fart2: oink.
These are the reasons I [heart] RD. This may turn into a farmyard thread.
Oh no, I just remembered. It was a thread started by me so it is destined to die on its arse within the next three replies... we've had a good run, old buddy.
occasionalmisfit
October 5th, 2005, 07:46 AM
lol.. u realise she's a girl... super lesbo guy girl... :) appeals to every1
Lol you slut, why expose it. I'm gonna pretend to be a guy from now on, life's easier. How's geordieland?
Suhailio, what a name. Reminds me of Subbuteo, baaad game. The apple were fresh from Sainsbury's yesterday. You're a brum boy, have you been bummed by Mash?
jus_me
October 5th, 2005, 07:47 AM
:wavey: :fart2: oink.
These are the reasons I [heart] RD. This may turn into a farmyard thread.
Oh no, I just remembered. It was a thread started by me so it is destined to die on its arse within the next three replies... we've had a good run, old buddy.
*thinks of more farmyard animals*
a girl i used to go to school with recently went to get her bikini line waxed and she wet herself..im stil trying to determine whether that is funny or gross..or a mixture of both
i say get one leg waxed..that way you still have your "masculinity" in touch on the other leg..touch one leg up when u wna b girly, and the other when you feel particularly butch
quack quack
zai_alam
October 5th, 2005, 07:49 AM
... have one of those apples that tastes like poo? I'm eating one now, it was big and round and red in the fruit bowl, but after a few bites it began to taste of faeces. But I won't stop eating it, I tell thee I won't, for I am not a weak Nigerian.
Lord I'm bored.
I was thinking of going to get my legs waxed, just up to the knee. Is that gay, for a bloke. I know lots of footballers do it, my girlfriend said she wouldn't mind. What y'all think?
I look forward to seeing no replies. :wavey:
was it organic?
suhailio
October 5th, 2005, 07:50 AM
Lol you slut, why expose it. I'm gonna pretend to be a guy from now on, life's easier. How's geordieland?
Suhailio, what a name. Reminds me of Subbuteo, baaad game. The apple were fresh from Sainsbury's yesterday. You're a brum boy, have you been bummed by Mash?
its suhail...but i luv takin da piss outa everything..lol..even my name...neway...if ur talking abt me? yeh im from birmingham?...and nah i aint bin bummed by mash potato
SSSash
October 5th, 2005, 07:51 AM
Lol you slut, why expose it. I'm gonna pretend to be a guy from now on, life's easier. How's geordieland?
Suhailio, what a name. Reminds me of Subbuteo, baaad game. The apple were fresh from Sainsbury's yesterday. You're a brum boy, have you been bummed by Mash?
ahaa its ok here .. trying to put the pieces together of the "what happened at freshers" puzzle :neutral:
Mash007
October 5th, 2005, 07:51 AM
Mistfit... ur PMs are full answer is yes tho... do it do it
Suhailio... jus Mash bro
londonnaz
October 5th, 2005, 07:51 AM
... have one of those apples that tastes like poo? I'm eating one now, it was big and round and red in the fruit bowl, but after a few bites it began to taste of faeces. But I won't stop eating it, I tell thee I won't, for I am not a weak Nigerian.
Lord I'm bored.
I was thinking of going to get my legs waxed, just up to the knee. Is that gay, for a bloke. I know lots of footballers do it, my girlfriend said she wouldn't mind. What y'all think?
I look forward to seeing no replies. :wavey:
errrm sorry never really tasted what poo is like so wudnt be able to make the comparison and jus out of curiousity can u please explain jus for general educational purposes how do u know what poo tastes like :)
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 07:52 AM
its suhail...but i luv takin da piss outa everything..lol..even my name...neway...if ur talking abt me? yeh im from birmingham?...and nah i aint bin bummed by mash potato
hahaha
suhailio
October 5th, 2005, 07:53 AM
Mistfit... ur PMs are full answer is yes tho... do it do it
Suhailio... jus Mash bro
sorry..jus mash..no potato...
suhailio
October 5th, 2005, 07:53 AM
hahaha
teeeeeeeek hai?
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 07:54 AM
teeeeeeeek hai?
im gud... jus got a cold bruv....... y didnt more people take part in da awards thread it hort dat was quite gud 2 b honest
suhailio
October 5th, 2005, 07:56 AM
im gud... jus got a cold bruv....... y didnt more people take part in da awards thread it hort dat was quite gud 2 b honest
yehh it was...but i hardly know da ppls names and hardly anyone knows me...
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 07:58 AM
yehh it was...but i hardly know da ppls names and hardly anyone knows me...
das like da same as me.. da only gurls i kno r the 1s i flirted wid das it and guys i only kno u and akash... so its hard 4 me 2 do dat... dont u go college
Guerrilla Radio
October 5th, 2005, 08:00 AM
misfit..inbox...empty it..now. thanks..bye.
Ugly_thang
October 5th, 2005, 08:05 AM
... have one of those apples that tastes like poo? I'm eating one now, it was big and round and red in the fruit bowl, but after a few bites it began to taste of faeces. But I won't stop eating it, I tell thee I won't, for I am not a weak Nigerian.
Lord I'm bored.
I was thinking of going to get my legs waxed, just up to the knee. Is that gay, for a bloke. I know lots of footballers do it, my girlfriend said she wouldn't mind. What y'all think?
I look forward to seeing no replies. :wavey:
a guy... and wax ?? :rolleyes:
:shame:
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 08:05 AM
a guy... and wax ?? :rolleyes:
:shame:
ello u.. hows u 2day
Ugly_thang
October 5th, 2005, 08:15 AM
ello u.. hows u 2day
awww, come here uuu :bhapi: how are u today? :eek:
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 08:16 AM
awww, come here uuu :bhapi: how are u today? :eek:
im gud.. r u bengali u didnt say yday
Ugly_thang
October 5th, 2005, 08:18 AM
im gud.. r u bengali u didnt say yday
something was wrong with the connection (DSL shyt) yesterday, so it was taking foreverrrrrrr to reply.. so yeah.. oh anyways No i m not bengali :neutral: try again :o
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 08:19 AM
something was wrong with the connection (DSL shyt) yesterday, so it was taking foreverrrrrrr to reply.. so yeah.. oh anyways No i m not bengali :neutral: try again :o
paki?
Ugly_thang
October 5th, 2005, 08:21 AM
paki?
:rolleyes: NO lol keep trying, u're gettin there :p
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 08:21 AM
:rolleyes: NO lol keep trying, u're gettin there :p
indian?
Ugly_thang
October 5th, 2005, 08:23 AM
indian?
lol, congratz, :dance3:
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 08:24 AM
lol, congratz, :dance3:
sexc indian babe huh? so wats ur real name
MENACINGSTRANGER
October 5th, 2005, 08:27 AM
Filth.
Ugly_thang
October 5th, 2005, 08:28 AM
sexc indian babe huh? so wats ur real name
lol sexc, Nawww.. haha and about da real name, hmmm, dont u dare laff okie. its actually SURINDER lol. but yeah i never use it anyways. just call me wendy (eventhough it was suppose to be WINDY) :mad:
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 08:29 AM
lol sexc, Nawww.. haha and about da real name, hmmm, dont u dare laff okie. its actually SURINDER lol. but yeah i never use it anyways. just call me wendy (eventhough it was suppose to be WINDY) :mad:
aww ok im so bored
asianshorty
October 5th, 2005, 08:54 AM
if you eat your faeces, did you know, that you'd probably be eating different types of food in just one bite??! how awesome is that? :sarb:
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 08:55 AM
if you eat your faeces, did you know, that you'd probably be eating different types of food in just one bite??! how awesome is that? :sarb:
how sic is dat...... hey rabiya
asianshorty
October 5th, 2005, 09:00 AM
how sic is dat...... hey rabiya
but it's cool though right? :Peace:
Hey Aftab, how are you today?
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 09:02 AM
but it's cool though right? :Peace:
Hey Aftab, how are you today?
me im gud wat u up2 im on here tryin kil time im so bored and on top of dat im hungry and on top off all dat ims till ill
asianshorty
October 5th, 2005, 09:06 AM
me im gud wat u up2 im on here tryin kil time im so bored and on top of dat im hungry and on top off all dat ims till ill
i'm sitting on my sofa, frozen. :neutral: but i should go and read zuhr, haven't read it yet :no:
awww, whats wrong? :hug:
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 09:07 AM
i'm sitting on my sofa, frozen. :neutral: but i should go and read zuhr, haven't read it yet :no:
awww, whats wrong? :hug:
since friday i had a cold and da last time i ate was wen i broke ma fast yday.. im starvin
ohasanzoladiiio
October 5th, 2005, 09:07 AM
:no: @ threads about eating
asianshorty
October 5th, 2005, 09:14 AM
since friday i had a cold and da last time i ate was wen i broke ma fast yday.. im starvin
i've caught a cold off someone aswel, but it's not that bad :joy:
:no: didn't you wake up for sehri?
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 09:15 AM
i've caught a cold off someone aswel, but it's not that bad :joy:
:no: didn't you wake up for sehri?
no i hardly ever do.. if i wake up at nite ma sleep isnt complete.. rite now i keep lukin at da clock... i need food
asianshorty
October 5th, 2005, 09:19 AM
no i hardly ever do.. if i wake up at nite ma sleep isnt complete.. rite now i keep lukin at da clock... i need food
still got more than four hours!!! you should wake up, and then go to sleep after reading fajr, and then go to sleep after collage :D
ok i gotta go pray zuhr, i'll be back after maghrib, Tally hoo :wavey:
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 09:20 AM
still got more than four hours!!! you should wake up, and then go to sleep after reading fajr, and then go to sleep after collage :D
ok i gotta go pray zuhr, i'll be back after maghrib, Tally hoo :wavey:
bye
occasionalmisfit
October 5th, 2005, 01:35 PM
:no: @ threads about eating
Lol, sorry fasters.
My thread got to 3 pages, my life is awesome right. 'mmmwah' fuck off out of my threads if you're going to chat shit and not address the subject of my hairy legs.
nexx
October 5th, 2005, 01:45 PM
Lol, sorry fasters.
My thread got to 3 pages, my life is awesome right. 'mmmwah' fuck off out of my threads if you're going to chat shit and not address the subject of my hairy legs.
Gunna need pictures of your hairy legs before i can comment tbh
asianshorty
October 5th, 2005, 02:16 PM
hairy- non-waxed legs are totally in this season :dance3:
hurryputher
October 5th, 2005, 02:39 PM
You should trim the hair on your upper arms at least.
Don't worry it won't make you gay.....
azn_jarrod
October 5th, 2005, 02:43 PM
I have hairy werewolf legs, but dammit im proud.
asianshorty
October 5th, 2005, 02:46 PM
I have hairy werewolf legs, but dammit im proud.
so do i :kekeke:
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 02:48 PM
so do i :kekeke:
do u now!!!!!
asianshorty
October 5th, 2005, 02:49 PM
do u now!!!!!
sssssshhhh...
course i do! :dance3:
mwahhhhhhhh
October 5th, 2005, 02:50 PM
sssssshhhh...
course i do! :dance3:
wel if u do then im wid u every step of da way :)
occasionalmisfit
October 5th, 2005, 03:12 PM
wel if u do then im wid u every step of da way :)
Wtf did I tell you before. :gtfo:
hurryputher... oh the stories I could tell. Time for a new thread, methinks. And always remember, there are parts of a body where hair trimmers are simply not equipped to venture :no:
Jarrod and rabz... you renegades, you.
And nexx...
http://www.photodump.com/direct/DontPanic762/Sexxy.jpg
:naughty:
Mash007
October 5th, 2005, 03:24 PM
:bump:
occasionalmisfit
October 5th, 2005, 03:27 PM
:bump:
Bravo! :applause:
:blowme: hehe.
Mash007
October 5th, 2005, 03:29 PM
Bravo! :applause:
:blowme: hehe.punjabi beeeeeeeeeeech :Pelvic2:
how was work? fuckers keep u busy dont they
asianshorty
October 5th, 2005, 03:29 PM
Jarrod and rabz... you renegades, you.
so you gonna grow them :naughty:
hurryputher
October 5th, 2005, 04:24 PM
Ur a fakin wierdo.
Nobend
Guerrilla Radio
October 6th, 2005, 12:35 PM
bump
hated_lovd_envyd
October 6th, 2005, 01:22 PM
... have one of those apples that tastes like poo? I'm eating one now, it was big and round and red in the fruit bowl, but after a few bites it began to taste of faeces. But I won't stop eating it, I tell thee I won't, for I am not a weak Nigerian.
Lord I'm bored.
I was thinking of going to get my legs waxed, just up to the knee. Is that gay, for a bloke. I know lots of footballers do it, my girlfriend said she wouldn't mind. What y'all think?
I look forward to seeing no replies. :wavey:
i wouldn't know..never tasted poopie
asianshorty
October 6th, 2005, 02:35 PM
i wouldn't know..never tasted poopie
it tastes like all your food, blended and then shaped into a log kinda shape :)
hated_lovd_envyd
October 6th, 2005, 02:52 PM
it tastes like all your food, blended and then shaped into a log kinda shape :)
all my food taste yummy!
so ur sayin you've tasted ur own poopie? nex time i change my nephews nappy..ill member 2keep it n post it 2 u :D
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