im being serious!

[i eat jumbo jack]

I will be serious here with everyone. I need serious help. Everytime i talk to a girl i blow her off or I eat some of her food and she gets mad. I'm not gonna deny that i dont like eating. everyone loves eating and i love eating also, especially jumbo jacks from jack in the box. I had a girl once but i bit her and she left me. We didnt have a relationship because i ate the relationship. I am really a nice guy, i dont want to eat girls i dont mind licking. I am big guy and i have a big heart. I met one girl on ratedesi and i ask her to meet me up and i went there and waited for my love to arrive but then i saw 3 cars with desi gangsters and they beat me up :(

I want one girl, with good body and pretty face who can cook me food. All the girls please talk to me i am nice guy and all the guys please give me beauty tips.. thank you, you are all my friends

[sameer]

haha funny (untrue) story

[Morpheus]

LOL, that Jumbo Jack Boy -- he crack's me up man! :lol:

I'm sure he ain't serious (I hope!).

If he IS serious though maybe he should consider this:

There's a rare disorder found in a minority of obese kids where a gene responsible for 'feeling full' is missing. As a result, the victim of the disorder NEVER feels FULL! So they just keep on eating and eating and eating, non-stop, no joke! Rather sad, really. (YES -- look it up, it IS a REAL medical condition, no joke!).

Maybe jumbo jack boy should consider getting it checked out because the sufferers of the disorder have to be caged away from food (REALLY, YES IN A REAL CAGE!) in order to stop them from overeating! (THIS IS TRUE -- NO JOKE!) Its very sad indeed

... AND IT REALLY AIN'T FUNNY - So Don't Let It Happen To You JUMBO JACK BOY! :lol:

[ilikecheese]

haha then why am i laughing in a serious discussion forum, hahaha.

I want one girl, with good body and pretty face who can cook me food. All the girls please talk to me i am nice guy and all the guys please give me beauty tips.. thank you, you are all my friends we all want a girl like that. and if u do find a girl like that.. remember to eat her cooking more then u eat her, or try to eat her (down there and wherever else YOU try to eat a girl)

[aliG]

haha funny (untrue) story

syko remark.