Which Weapon Is Better Part 14

[SSSash]

Superman Lunchbox

http://www.badmonkeytoys.com/images/superman_lunchbox_1.jpg

OR

Rugby Ball

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000YDX4G.01-A2QUBZRFQD7A2Q._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

EXPLAIN UR REASONS !!!

[RacingSoul]

lunchbox cuz it's got the POWER OF SUPERMAN!! :rofl:

[*innocent angel*]

lunchbox :yes:

[asianshorty]

Superman Lunchbox because i could bang, bash, batter, beat, slam and smack with it :)

[zai_alam]

I think the rugby ball would be good for the now standard 'weapon-in-arse' scenario that has been established in our 'which weapon is better' series :lol:

yep, shove the rugby ball up the enemies arse, and then kick him so that he flys over some sort of fence.

[punjabi_mundya]

I think the rugby ball would be good for the now standard 'weapon-in-arse' scenario that has been established in our 'which weapon is better' series :lol:

yep, shove the rugby ball up the enemies arse, and then kick him so that he flys over some sort of fence.

Ahhh zai you read my mind

[SSSash]

I think the rugby ball would be good for the now standard 'weapon-in-arse' scenario that has been established in our 'which weapon is better' series :lol:

yep, shove the rugby ball up the enemies arse, and then kick him so that he flys over some sort of fence.

Highly effective use of the rugby ball...

You could always gamble and go for booting the ball in the face.. if you do happen to hit the enemy, a bloody nose, blurred vision and possibly broken teeth could impare their ability to fight..

Then again if you happen to miss.. the lunchbox has a handle... the enemy would chase you around as you go un-armed..

[zai_alam]

Ahhh zai you read my mind
we have this telepathic thing going on with the weapon-in-arse scenerio :lol:

Highly effective use of the rugby ball... You could always gamble and go for booting the ball in the face.. if you do happen to hit the enemy, a bloody nose, blurred vision and possibly broken teeth could impare their ability to fight..

Then again if you happen to miss.. the lunchbox has a handle... the enemy would chase you around as you go un-armed..

aim for the nuts, that's what I say. plus the rugby ball has pointed ends and thus will cause added pain upon impact (especially if you can get it to also spin in the air befor impact).

and then when the enemy is down, stuff the rugby ball up his/her arse and boot the enemy over the fence (like a penalty kick/try).

[londonnaz]

we have this telepathic thing going on with the weapon-in-arse scenerio :lol:



aim for the nuts, that's what I say. plus the rugby ball has pointed ends and thus will cause added pain upon impact (especially if you can get it to also spin in the air befor impact).

and then when the enemy is down, stuff the rugby ball up his/her arse and boot the enemy over the fence (like a penalty kick/try).


u lot are fucking crazy lol in nice way i havent laughed so much in ages

so zai if i ever see u playing rugby i guess ill stay well clear of u mate lol

[zai_alam]

u lot are fucking crazy lol in nice way i havent laughed so much in ages

so zai if i ever see u playing rugby i guess ill stay well clear of u mate lol

this is part 14 of the 'which weapon is better' series bought to you by sssash and zai.

in previous parts we've had all sorts jammed up the enemies buttocks. radios, old breadsticks, 80's brick mobile phones, midgets. All sorts.

[alphaPAKI]

you could fill that superman lunchbox with concrete and get some good momentum on it when you swing it at someone

[SSSash]

this is part 14 of the 'which weapon is better' series bought to you by sssash and zai.

in previous parts we've had all sorts jammed up the enemies buttocks. radios, old breadsticks, 80's brick mobile phones, midgets. All sorts.

it's been one hell of an ass whooping!

[zai_alam]

you could fill that superman lunchbox with concrete and get some good momentum on it when you swing it at someone

good thinking! :yes:

what's the heaviest material/object in the world which is small enough to fit into a superman lunchbox? :think:

[R.J]

Im surprised you havent mentioned the possibility of forcing your enemy to deepthroat the rugby ball. thats gonna hurt.

[zai_alam]

Im surprised you havent mentioned the possibility of forcing your enemy to deepthroat the rugby ball. thats gonna hurt.

Im surprised that no one has yet mentioned the possibility of jamming the lunchbox up the enemies buttocks.

[alphaPAKI]

any orifice would hurt

like id bet that rugby ball up a guy's peehole wouldnt be too pleasant either

[Razzy007]

Rugby Ball.... :yes:

there are lots of creative ways to hurt ppl with that thing..... ;) still superman lunchbox... its tempting.. but not dat much

[priyesh]

rugby ball

remember in the simpsons where they have that film festival and barney wins it, on of the contenders was 'football in the groin'

thats why the rugby ball is better :p

[zai_alam]

rugby ball

remember in the simpsons where they have that film festival and barney wins it, on of the contenders was 'football in the groin'

thats why the rugby ball is better :p

i think it was titled 'ball hits man' or something :lol:

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[jus_me]

part 14 :neutral:

and lunchbox naturally as it has more uses than the rugby ball..all u can do wit the ball is throw it at someone or up the arse..whereas lunchbox..well where should i start? u can grab the balls of the other person in the box and snap it shut..u know what a bitch that little shut lock thing is, same thing around the head..or if ur feeling very sadistic then the nipple...though that may turn some (sick sick) ppl on :neutral: or u cud shut the box and use it as a handbag and hit the person with it..or try n close it around the head..now can u do all that with the rugby ball, which coincidently isnt even round..which i believe is a prerequisite for a ball :neutral:

[musicchic33]

the lunchbox bc you can chuck it at someone's head but you can also hide other smaller weapons in it

[MolviCorleone]

the lunchbox bc you can chuck it at someone's head but you can also hide other smaller weapons in it


w3rd

[zai_alam]

part 14 :neutral:

and lunchbox naturally as it has more uses than the rugby ball..all u can do wit the ball is throw it at someone or up the arse..whereas lunchbox..well where should i start? u can grab the balls of the other person in the box and snap it shut..u know what a bitch that little shut lock thing is, same thing around the head..or if ur feeling very sadistic then the nipple...though that may turn some (sick sick) ppl on :neutral: or u cud shut the box and use it as a handbag and hit the person with it..or try n close it around the head..now can u do all that with the rugby ball, which coincidently isnt even round..which i believe is a prerequisite for a ball :neutral:

You're back!!! :bhapi:

Damn I've missed you and our random conversations :)

[jus_me]

You're back!!! :bhapi:

Damn I've missed you and our random conversations :)

have i ever told u that in teh first pic in ur sig u remind me of a desi richard ashcroft? well u do :dance3:

im not really staying..startin the old masters soon :sarb:

and i wasnt aware that i carried our random conversations around with me, bt yeah..elloooooooooooooooo :Pelvic2:

[zai_alam]

have i ever told u that in teh first pic in ur sig u remind me of a desi richard ashcroft? well u do :dance3:

im not really staying..startin the old masters soon :sarb:

and i wasnt aware that i carried our random conversations around with me, bt yeah..elloooooooooooooooo :Pelvic2:

i love the Verve. a lot of people have told me that i remind them of a asian version of mr. ashcroft (especially when i had longer hair) :neutral:

yeah, i'll also be absent from the forums from november onwards coz of work :rolleyes:
dunno how i'm gonna cope with without my daily fix of RD forum action :Ohno:

what subject you doin' a masters in?

[jus_me]

i love the Verve. a lot of people have told me that i remind them of a asian version of mr. ashcroft (especially when i had longer hair) :neutral:

yeah, i'll also be absent from the forums from november onwards coz of work :rolleyes:
dunno how i'm gonna cope with without my daily fix of RD forum action :Ohno:

what subject you doin' a masters in?

yeah they rock..my computer crashed recently and so i had to upload all my old verve albums agen :rolleyes:

well im doing my masters in law, i smashed the commercial law exam..which i was soo happy about because i want to do commercial contracts (98% baby!...sorry, couldnt help myself :neutral: ) also got a placement lined up for december which pays 500 quid a WEEK..wen i was doin my degree i couldnt make tht much a month :neutral:

lol@u dnt know how ur gna cope without the forums..its gna b hard, but im sure u will cope :p

ps..sorry bout the quoting, im too lazy to cut n paste wat u said n delete it so im js gna quote because otherwise ur great jeremy paxman like questions will nver get answered..

[zai_alam]

98%?!!!... you BOFFIN!! :lol:

£500 a week will be peanuts compared to how much you're going to earn when you finally start working in the law field properly.

It is gonna be hard leaving the forums, so I'm gonna go and ask an ex-crack addict for advise on how to cope with withdrawal symptoms :neutral: . I feel like I've made some really good friends here, so I'm gonna pop in once in a while and share my random thoughts and ideas... and so should you (*zai squints and points at jus_me).

have you been wearing your 3D glasses on regular intervals? :cool:

[jus_me]

notice how i didnt quote this time..arent you proud :neutral:

i have to go to a graduation party tomorrow with my best mate as the girl throwing it hates my best mate :neutral: you know what desi girls are like :sarb: so yh i gta come home from work and then get myself sorted then go

i was surprised at the 98% aswell because in the coursework i got a 59..and when i got my results in the post i thought it was a mistake..but no no i got what it said i got, my lecturer was going mad telling every1 how someone he taught got 98%

and do you think a crack addict has any idea how addicting these forums can be? classing crack and these forums in the same addiction band in ludicrous..its much harder to stop typing to strangers :p

im soooo tired but cant b bothered to get into bed

about the glasses, my little cuzin..well shes 11, she has a trip with her school to the IMAX cinema thingy in waterloo..it kicks a double s because i went there when i was doing media, and her class needs helpers and she wants me to go..im all for it, wil js have to bunk lects :neutral:

iv been wearing the glasses quite a lot, js pissin around at home..nearly fell down the stairs once though :(

try wearing them when youre drunk..its hours of fun..or tryn em on ur housemates wen theyre asleep so when they wake up they dont know whats what :)

[zai_alam]

putting on a pair of 3D glasses on an unsuspecting sleeping person is just sooooo wrong. but to see how someone reacts when they wake up and open their eyes is too interesting an opportunity to pass up. maybe I'll film the reaction as well :yes:

Talking about playing pranks on unsuspecting sleeping people... try and do a WWF style power slam on a friend/cousin/*stranger when they're sound asleep. I've never tried it before but it's one of my goals in life. The other goal being that I want to start a random pub brawl, sneak out and look through the pub window at the continuing anarchy of strangers throwing chairs and glass bottles at each other (like in the movies) :neutral:

[jus_me]

putting on a pair of 3D glasses on an unsuspecting sleeping person is just sooooo wrong. but to see how someone reacts when they wake up and open their eyes is too interesting an opportunity to pass up. maybe I'll film the reaction as well :yes:

Talking about playing pranks on unsuspecting sleeping people... try and do a WWF style power slam on a friend/cousin/*stranger when they're sound asleep. I've never tried it before but it's one of my goals in life. The other goal being that I want to start a random pub brawl, sneak out and look through the pub window at the continuing anarchy of strangers throwing chairs and glass bottles at each other (like in the movies) :neutral:

couldnt help myself with the quoting :neutral:

the best wrestling move ever has to be the clothesline..i used to do that move on my brother all the time but then once he got me in a headlock and that killed for weeks :(

haha@ random pub brawl...one time me and my housemates went to spoons in greenwich back when we were first years and we were playin truth or dare (we were 18 :sarb: so yeah ,young and stupider than i am now) and i dared him to grab a random mans arse and act like someone else done it, he did it and a full scale fight broke out, police were called, windows were smashed..tables were broken..ppl were arrested while we js sat outside on the railings watching what was going on

anyway richard :rolleyes: id best go to bed as iv gta be at work early in the morn..in a while crocodile..if ur lucky i may be on 2mro, but for nw :cuddle: