Learn how to speak/swear in Punjabi (1 day's work)

[JiG]

Our friend J_Zilla decided to give us all some lessons. Trust me, it'll help you ppl when you run into the crazy (I mean good) Punjabis :p

There are soo many variations that you can come up with.. its nuts..

Main components of all punjabi swears is:
1) pick a family member
- Phain, chachi, tayee, chacha, mami, masar, phain, ma, mama
2. pick a body part
- bund, nak, kan, phudee, lun, tutta.. you name it
3. pick a closer
- hema malni no natchavan, aloo deh paronteh banava, bhangra pavan, kickboxing karan, machi market kholan, etc
4. join them together.
- theri chachi di bund vich hema malni no natchavan


"wasup"
Kidan

"how you doing"
Kidan?

"oh shit son, thats hella tite"
ni main marjavan gur khahkeh.

"dayam girl, you stupid fly"
toon meri makhi di roti naal saag.

"girl you turn me on"
meri dhohti vich toofaan

"Hello madame, you look verry pretty today"
kidan! mummeh bareh soneha

"Miss, would come suckage interest you?"
choopa chaapa deh deh sonieh

Kussa katta - I love you

Lund/Lulla/Lulli -- Dick

bund -- Ass

phudi -- Pussy

"sir, i find that to be truely rude"
Maiovya, teri chachi di bund vich harmonium bajavan

Teri ma di phudi vich jackie chan di movie lavan.

Teri ma di..... roti bari swad ah
Teri phain nu main... sat sri akal kahan

Teri chachi di nak vich aloo deh paronteh banava

Teri ma di bund vich tata sumo chalavan.. 3rd gear teh

Apne tatte na..bund vicho nikaal ke thora ja scratch karley. Aiwayeen paunkhi jaanda ah'.

Teri mami di phodee wich Daler Mehndi da concert karavan. "bolo tara rara" hojaogee..

Tereh bebe di phudee wich aloo deh paronteh banavan

Teri maa di bund'ch income tax da daftar(office) khol davaan

Teri maa da bootha mithun chakrorbaty vangoo kala

Teri bund vich teri chachi di, sali di, naukrani di kuti da lun

Meray tuttaya de choowa noo kungi maar madarchod You motherfucker, comb the hair on my balls.

Main te mar'he java, gidha pa kay.

Bhan'choda tu bhul v geya, main teri maa dey cholay hilanda hunda si.--Motherfucker you forgotten already, I used to play with your moms tits

'Teri bebe di kus vich, me trolley lehke, machli parkeh, jor naal pasaalenga'

'Meh Teri maa di bund upar, gadi lehke, skidmark ta hover karlenga'

muth (n) Pronunciation Key (m'oth)
A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands
sentence: muth mari jana

teri aisi di taisi, khan te na jawin ullo de pathe mein punjaban aan, tere tote tote kar ke galli de kuttean nu khila dawan gi. hath mein kioun pawan, balke tera we katt ke sit dawan...khud ee soch lawo ki :eek:
-- fiesty biznatch, eh? .

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**Please feel free to add your Punjabi**

Disclaimer **We do not take any responsibility for any repercussions that may occur from the verbiage listed.**

[ThatGirl]

I could have used that a few days ago :neutral:

[bigr0ck]

Kussa katta - I love you

[EverBlazinGyal]

LMAO....ur gonna get some ppl in a lot of trouble :no:

[luscious_diva]

teri dhohti vich toofaan ne teri chachi di bund vich harmonium bajavan

[J_Zilla]

lol. put a disclaimer on that. "We do not take any responsibility for any repercussions that may occur from the verbiage listed."

[yaara]

"girl you turn me on"
meri dhohti vich toofaan

:rofl: :rofl:

[sara khan]

true story: my dad who never swears usually called my bro 'maayavva choora' cos he did something wrong. we kids thought he was saying miaoun like a cat :p so me and my sisters picked it up and said it infront of ppl :neutral:

[luscious_diva]

lol. put a disclaimer on that. "We do not take any responsibility for any repercussions that may occur from the verbiage listed."
fooking lawyer :roll:

[sara khan]

"girl you turn me on"
meri dhohti vich toofaan

:rofl: :rofl:
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

[J_Zilla]

teri dhohti vich toofaan ne teri chachi di bund vich harmonium bajavan


well done! :thumleft: no go to the closest punjabi person around, and practice, practice, practice

[abhi_karan]

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/punjabi.htm

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/punjabi.htm

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/punjabi.htm

[J_Zilla]

fooking lawyer :roll:

lol. always need to cover your ass these days! :D

[IPunjabi.Blood]

Kuti Bitch

Haramjada Bastard

Pra-chodh Brother fucker

Theri ma di bingi lund Your mother's crooked pussy

Maachaud Motherfucker

Bund maar In the ass

Lulla choop Suck dick

Bhander Monkey

Behsharam Without shame

Sai da lora Tramp's dick

Lund Dick

[Hydro786]

LMAO....ur gonna get some ppl in a lot of trouble :no:
LOL isnt it great


Anand - thanks for moving the attentionf rom my thread :mad: lol

:kiss:

[luscious_diva]

well done! :thumleft: no go to the closest punjabi person around, and practice, practice, practice
:hand: i m not stoopid.

[JiG]

I could have used that a few days ago :neutral:


There's always next time :neutral:

[infection]

teri maami di bund wich tere maamay they tattay

[luscious_diva]

lol. always need to cover your ass these days! :D
you got me in the trouble before you had a disclaimer on :mrhappy: i m gonna sue ur ass!

[JiG]

well done! :thumleft: no go to the closest punjabi person around, and practice, practice, practice


I would recommend all you ppl to do that! :yes:

[J_Zilla]

you got me in the trouble before you had a disclaimer on :mrhappy: i m gonna sue ur ass!


it wasnt me who typed it in the first place. Slander!

[JiG]

LOL isnt it great


Anand - thanks for moving the attentionf rom my thread :mad: lol

:kiss:

Haha! I firgured you were too busy trying to get your votes, so, wanted to take the work load off ya :p

[yaara]

"FUCK YOU ALL"

Duniya 'aalo, bund marvaalo

[luscious_diva]

it wasnt me who typed it in the first place. Slander!
i have right to sue u both as you were part of the crime too :mrhappy:

[ezbreezyfresh]

whats bund?

and phudi?

[luscious_diva]

whats bund?

and phudi?
bund=gaand

phudi=pussy

[IPunjabi.Blood]

Mein teri maa te pushab karda han I'm piss on your mom

Jaa tere maa nu bingey khar khe kusse oh de leh Go bend your mom over and screw her

Teri Maa Dey chua ping naal ban key huthey ley Tie your mums pubes to a swing and ride on them

Mai ik unglee pudi vich phassna nale ik teri bund vich I'm going to shove one finger in your pussy and one in your ass

Teri mae mu mere pind de faltoo kutte chodan Your mom gets fucked by retarded pind dogs

Theri maa rath noo mutmare de hai pher oday badd meri laan chuup di hai Your mom masturbates every night and then sucks my dick

Meray tuttaya de choowa noo kungi maar madarchod You motherfucker, comb the hair on my balls.

Teri ma di puddhi eni vadi haigi jes vele main onu ungly denda meri karri ta 2 anghootian pass jan de. Your mum's pussy is so big that when I finger her my watch and two rings get stuck.

[himanshuj]

Lol thx I need help on my hindi/punjabi speaking skills... since I can't lol.

[Hydro786]

Haha! I firgured you were too busy trying to get your votes, so, wanted to take the work load off ya :p
lol
speaking of load....wheres that illy...:kekeke:

[ThatGirl]

There's always next time :neutral:
my head hurts :neutral:

how do you say stop humping my leg?

[mistyrain786]

"girl you turn me on"
meri dhohti vich toofaan

:rofl: :rofl:

:rofl:

[abhi_karan]

Tare mo neh cuss kappe I will cut the vaginal flaps of your mother

Mein teri maa te pushab karda han I'm piss on your mom

Jaa tere maa nu bingey khar khe kusse oh de leh Go bend your mom over and screw her

Teri Maa Dey chua ping naal ban key huthey ley Tie your mums pubes to a swing and ride on them

Mai ik unglee pudi vich phassna nale ik teri bund vich I'm going to shove one finger in your pussy and one in your ass

Teri mae mu mere pind de faltoo kutte chodan Your mom gets fucked by retarded pind dogs

Theri maa rath noo mutmare de hai pher oday badd meri laan chuup di hai Your mom masturbates every night and then sucks my dick

Meray tuttaya de choowa noo kungi maar madarchod You motherfucker, comb the hair on my balls.

Teri ma di puddhi eni vadi haigi jes vele main onu ungly denda meri karri ta 2 anghootian pass jan de. Your mum's pussy is so big that when I finger her my watch and two rings get stuck.


copy paste :neutral:

[yaara]

DAMN UR UGLY = ay muu 'aa ke fittay muu 'aa

[bigr0ck]

sala jay naviya galla banae janda lol

[J_Zilla]

teri maa da bootha mithun chakrorbaty vangoo kala
teri bund vich teri chachi di, sali di, naukrani di kuti da lun

[himanshuj]

DAMN UR UGLY = ay muu 'aa ke fittay muu 'aa

Hmm I have that same shirt in ur avatar. Lol. Express right?

[*innocent angel*]

my mum wen shes pissed of with me calls me kutti di pooch! :neutral:

[IPunjabi.Blood]

sala jay naviya galla banae janda lol

It's from an e-mail I received.

[sara khan]

PunjabiBlood ji, tuhaddian gaalan kuch ziada original ne :p

[abhi_karan]

sala jay naviya galla banae janda lol

aho saala kadi suni ni ehe vargi gaala

[IPunjabi.Blood]

PunjabiBlood ji, tuhaddian gaalan kuch ziada original ne :p

Tussi like? I got more. :Oops:

[luscious_diva]

PunjabiBlood ji, tuhaddian gaalan kuch ziada original ne :p
sara di bund mein jay ka... :eyebrow:

[sara khan]

Tussi like? I got more. :Oops:
e smily te meri honichahidi si, rabb di qasm je tussi mera moun wekh sakde, innian gandian galaan chi chi :Oops: :p ;)

[ezbreezyfresh]

bund=gaand

phudi=pussy
:no:

this language is too much for me..lol

[JiG]

my head hurts :neutral:

how do you say stop humping my leg?

Take that powder shizzie.

I don't think Aniq'ua would be happy if I taught ya how to say that.

[luscious_diva]

:no:

this language is too much for me..lol
lets just stick to our gujju :hug:

[sara khan]

sara di bund mein jay ka... :eyebrow:
oye pri besharme :slap: durr phit kidre :arrow:

[ezbreezyfresh]

lets just stick to our gujju :hug:

hahah seriouslyy and hindi

[JiG]

teri maa da bootha mithun chakrorbaty vangoo kala
teri bund vich teri chachi di, sali di, naukrani di kuti da lun
HAHAH!

I'm adding the good ones.

Jay, few of yours were added, too.

[poojasxy]

thanks for that anand, i could have learned that a few days ago when i felt like cussing out my manager.

[bigr0ck]

aho saala kadi suni ni ehe vargi gaala

hahah...aho

one thing i always wanted to know was..
how do you say jizz in punjabi? anyone know?

[JiG]

lets just stick to our gujju :hug:

Taney chodu?

G'jewz! :eyebrow:

[yaara]

oye pri besharme :slap: durr phit kidre :arrow:
hahah hun keri gal di sharam ? :p

[luscious_diva]

oye pri besharme :slap: durr phit kidre :arrow:
oye hoye tenu sharam aundi? :eyebrow:

[luscious_diva]

Taney chodu?

G'jewz! :eyeborw:
:roll: taru moot

[IPunjabi.Blood]

e smily te meri honichahidi si, rabb di qasm je tussi mera moun wekh sakde, innian gandian galaan chi chi :Oops: :p ;)

Aye'haye, tuhadia photua'shotua. Main te mar'he java, gidha pa kay. Your sexy nuck inspired me ji. :p

[addiction01]

punjabi da suthayaa naash...only on rd...

[luscious_diva]

hahah seriouslyy and hindi
lol jova jaay to hindi, guju n punjabi ma khasa similar words hoy che :giggle:

[JiG]

thanks for that anand, i could have learned that a few days ago when i felt like cussing out my manager.

Don't worry, that day shall come again. =)

[sara khan]

hahah hun keri gal di sharam ? :p
haroon ji meri vocabulary:

kameena/kameeni
khota
ullo
bandar

[ThatGirl]

Take that powder shizzie.

I don't think Aniq'ua would be happy if I taught ya how to say that.


so says it was for Aniq'ua?

[JiG]

:roll: taru moot

Moot marna? :shock:

[luscious_diva]

haroon ji meri vocabulary:

kameena/kameeni
khota
ullo
bandar
khujar?

[luscious_diva]

Moot marna? :shock:
tere mooh mein!

[sara khan]

oye hoye tenu sharam aundi? :eyebrow:
teri sharm te mar geii kidre :no:

[ThatGirl]

Taney chodu?

G'jewz! :eyebrow:

:rofl:

dork

[JiG]

Main te mar'he java, gidha pa kay. :p

Using that. Thnx. :lol:

[luscious_diva]

teri sharm te mar geii kidre :no:sharam geii anand ke bund mein :giggle:

[yaara]

haroon ji meri vocabulary:

kameena/kameeni
khota
ullo
bandar
hai rabba :shock:
inni gandi gandi gaalaan :shock:


:p

[sara khan]

Aye'haye, tuhadia photua'shotua. Main te mar'he java, gidha pa kay. Your sexy nuck inspired me ji. :p
mazaak pae karde o? theek aa, *bawaan chunging* aajao muqable che :eek:

[JiG]

so says it was for Aniq'ua?


Que?

:rofl:

dork

You knew that one was coming :p

[abhi_karan]

yo guys how do ya say JIZZ in punjabi ??

[JiG]

tere mooh mein!

Tane moot marna mere moon mein? :shock:

Tauba tauba!

[sara khan]

hai rabba :shock:
inni gandi gandi gaalaan :shock:


:p
and ullo da kann :p



pri ignoring u from now :hand:

[JiG]

yo guys how do ya say JIZZ in punjabi ??

We gotta wait for the master (J_Zilla) to come in. :lol:

[ThatGirl]

Que?



You knew that one was coming :p


I sure did.

It wasn't for Aniq.

:Poke:

[luscious_diva]

Tane moot marna mere moon mein? :shock:

Tauba tauba!
sharam aundi paaji? rab tera bhala kare :roll:

[J_Zilla]

yo guys how do ya say JIZZ in punjabi ??


muth!

[luscious_diva]

and ullo da kann :p



pri ignoring u from now :hand:
aisa naa karo soniye, mera dil tut ke dhooti mein toofan peda kar lega.

[J_Zilla]

see this is what happens when you get when your stuck doing pro bono immigration cases for 4 months in Surrey.

[ninjaiqra]

haha so much punjabiness in here!!! its kinda starting to scare me :neutral: :sarb:

[JiG]

I sure did.

It wasn't for Aniq.

:Poke:

Ah', I wonder which of your lova'boi it might be then :p

[abhi_karan]

muth!

muth ? abe muth tah kuch aur chiz ondi hai tu muth mari hai kadi ?

[yaara]

and ullo da kann :p



pri ignoring u from now :hand:
bebe nu dassna pae ga hun :no:

[luscious_diva]

see this is what happens when you get when your stuck doing pro bono immigration cases for 4 months in Surrey.
sucks being lawyer unless you are ciminal defense lawyer:idea:

[J_Zilla]

Tereh moo vich muth fried rice.

ok i grossed myself out on that one

[sara khan]

aisa naa karo soniye, mera dil tut ke dhooti mein toofan peda kar lega.
tu te meri jaan sohniye, aaja aaja tu he pyaar mera :kiss:

[abhi_karan]

haha so much punjabiness in here!!! its kinda starting to scare me :neutral: :sarb:

lol sabnu aaj punjab di yaad aagayi apne

[J_Zilla]

sucks being lawyer unless you are ciminal defense lawyer:idea:


criminal law is interesting but not as much $$

[bigr0ck]

muth ? abe muth tah kuch aur chiz ondi hai tu muth mari hai kadi ?

lol

mera muth moot wich kol ke pee jaaa.

[luscious_diva]

Tereh moo vich muth fried rice.

ok i grossed myself out on that one
tereh poo vich paneer da ke makkhi ke roti

[JiG]

sharam aundi paaji? rab tera bhala kare :roll:

Arey, I was just analyzing and putting your words into a proper sentence. :dunno:

[IPunjabi.Blood]

Bhan'choda tu bhul v geya, main teri maa dey cholay hilanda hunda si.

Motherfucker you forgotten already, I used to play with your moms tits.

[sara khan]

bebe nu dassna pae ga hun :no:
minnu nei pata si tussi shakaiti daddoo haige o :eek:

[luscious_diva]

tu te meri jaan sohniye, aaja aaja tu he pyaar mera :kiss:
:kiss: meri jaan soniye. menu call shall kariyo :cry:

[abhi_karan]

MARE HUE KUTHE KI FATI HUE GAND KE PASE HUE KIRRE :p :p

[JiG]

lol

mera muth moot wich kol ke pee jaaa.

ROFL! WTF? HAHAHA!

[luscious_diva]

criminal law is interesting but not as much $$
everything has to be about money :lol: perfect lawyer

[yaara]

minnu nei pata si tussi shakaiti daddoo haige o :eek:
hahah that term cracks me up

[JiG]

Bhan'choda tu bhul v geya, main teri maa dey cholay hilanda hunda si.

Motherfucker you forgotten already, I used to play with your moms tits.


Passed. That's going to the first post of this thread. :lol:

[ezbreezyfresh]

lol jova jaay to hindi, guju n punjabi ma khasa similar words hoy che :giggle:
hahah thats not trueeeeeee, i dont understand anything when my bf talks in punjabi.. maybe a few words...

[luscious_diva]

Arey, I was just analyzing and putting your words into a proper sentence. :dunno:
Arey, to bola kar aise ujjade chaman.

[luscious_diva]

hahah thats not trueeeeeee, i dont understand anything when my bf talks in punjabi.. maybe a few words...
lol tu dafoor hoye etle thodu ke badha hoy :lol:


jk so how was the whole day with him? :eyebrow:

[ezbreezyfresh]

muth!
hmm i always thought muth meant piss

[J_Zilla]

muth ? abe muth tah kuch aur chiz ondi hai tu muth mari hai kadi ?

ok i didnt understand that whole lil bit...

muth (n) Pronunciation Key (m'oth)
A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands

sentence: muth mari jana

[sara khan]

hahah that term cracks me up
:)




priyanka: kia he mobile number, karoun kia dile nb?

[J_Zilla]

hmm i always thought muth meant piss


that would be peshab

[IPunjabi.Blood]

mazaak pae karde o? theek aa, *bawaan chunging* aajao muqable che :eek:

Oye aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajao, vaikh lavo ik Khan te Singh da muqabla. Singh laga Khan di bund te chupper maran. Aajao, vaikh lavo oyeeeeeee.

Tussi meri lulli nu haath na pavo nehi te garbur ho jaaaaaaaaaaaaani, main tenu duss'deva sara khaaaaaaaaaaaan. haye oyeeeeee, nehi hutdi. Aaaja fir, tera bera garak.

[ezbreezyfresh]

Arey, to bola kar aise ujjade chaman.

what's that mean :sarb:

[ThatGirl]

Ah', I wonder which of your lova'boi it might be then :p


I don't have any luvas. sucks for you :p

[abhi_karan]

Teri ma di puddhi eni vadi haigi jes vele main onu ungly denda meri karri ta 2 anghootian pass jan de.

Your mum's pussy is so big that when I finger her my watch and two rings get stuck.

[luscious_diva]

:)




priyanka: kia he mobile number, karoun kia dile nb?
mobile number....321 74:giggle: will pm the rest...

[ezbreezyfresh]

that would be peshab

oh ya i know that too

lol but i could swear i heard some ppl say mujhe muthna hai ..loll and erm i thought they meant peeing...

:no:

[J_Zilla]

everything has to be about money :lol: perfect lawyer


lol well i didnt do this just for the love of it and i want to help people or any of that crap. I know a lot of better ways to help people then via law. :p

[IPunjabi.Blood]

Teri ma di puddhi eni vadi haigi jes vele main onu ungly denda meri karri ta 2 anghootian pass jan de.

Your mum's pussy is so big that when I finger her my watch and two rings get stuck.

Jay already got that.

[luscious_diva]

what's that mean :sarb:
taklu :giggle:

[JiG]

I don't have any luvas. sucks for you :p

Truly .. sux!

[JiG]

Jay already got that.


And it's already in the main post.

[ezbreezyfresh]

taklu :giggle:

how come i did'nt know that!! my hindi is perfect yoo..lol

[sara khan]

Oye aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajao, vaikh lavo ik Khan te Singh da muqabla. Singh laga Khan di bund te chupper maram. Aajao, vaikh lavo oyeeeeeee.

Tussi meri lulli nu haath na pavo nehi te garbur ho jaaaaaaaaaaaaani, main tenu duss'deva sara khaaaaaaaaaaaan. haye oyeeeeee, nehi hutdi. Aaaja fir, tera bera garak.
teri aisi di taisi, khan te na jawin ullo de pathe mein punjaban aan, tere tote tote kar ke galli de kuttean nu khila dawan gi. hath mein kioun pawan, balke tera we katt ke sit dawan...khud ee soch lawo ki :eek:

btw those who think im pathaan, im not. im a punjaban ;)

[bigr0ck]

oh ya i know that too

lol but i could swear i heard some ppl say mujhe muthna hai ..loll and erm i thought they meant peeing...

:no:

in real punjabi ..its muthar

mai teray moo wich muthar karna

[luscious_diva]

lol well i didnt do this just for the love of it and i want to help people or any of that crap. I know a lot of better ways to help people then via law. :p
:lol:

but why law? :lol: y not surgeon?

[ThatGirl]

Truly .. sux!

:dunno:
what can I say, I'm a good girl. Why do you think I need the instructions to get off my leg for.

you gonna sing happy birthday to my niece today?

[sara khan]

mobile number....321 74:giggle: will pm the rest...
do that, ill txt u a goodnite chummi :kiss:

[luscious_diva]

how come i did'nt know that!! my hindi is perfect yoo..lol
you my friend is a ullo ki pathi

[bigr0ck]

teri aisi di taisi, khan te na jawin ullo de pathe mein punjaban aan, tere tote tote kar ke galli de kuttean nu khila dawan gi. hath mein kioun pawan, balke tera we katt ke sit dawan...khud ee soch lawo ki :eek:

btw those who think im pathaan, im not. im a punjaban ;)

shit...jay bach kay
passa pari na peh javay lol

[ezbreezyfresh]

you my friend is a ullo ki pathi


hahhaha bitchhhhhhh how dare u call me that

meh terko ek thappar dooongi

[IPunjabi.Blood]

aigh then what abt this one

Kuriyah de naal zabardasti kyoo karda ugaay tera balat kar da case chalda ya?

Why do you force yourself on girls when you still have a rape case pending?

That's not very nice.

[J_Zilla]

:lol:

but why law? :lol: y not surgeon?


cause thats what my sister did. :neutral:

[luscious_diva]

do that, ill txt u a goodnite chummi :kiss:
:eyebrow: aur aur kucn nahi?

[JiG]

:dunno:
what can I say, I'm a good girl. Why do you think I need the instructions to get off my leg for.

you gonna sing happy birthday to my niece today?

Good girl? HAH!

Yeah, I will.

[J_Zilla]

aigh then what abt this one

Kuriyah de naal zabardasti kyoo karda ugaay tera balat kar da case chalda ya?

Why do you force yourself on girls when you still have a rape case pending?


thas kinda disturbing :neutral:

[luscious_diva]

hahhaha bitchhhhhhh how dare u call me that

meh terko ek thappar dooongi
chal chal phoot badi aaayi jhaansi ki raani baane :slap:

[ezbreezyfresh]

in real punjabi ..its muthar

mai teray moo wich muthar karna


lol u sickoooooooooo

[luscious_diva]

cause thats what my sister did. :neutral:
u have yet to tell me the story about the shirt and the napkin :lol:

[IPunjabi.Blood]

teri aisi di taisi, khan te na jawin ullo de pathe mein punjaban aan, tere tote tote kar ke galli de kuttean nu khila dawan gi. hath mein kioun pawan, balke tera we katt ke sit dawan...khud ee soch lawo ki :eek:

btw those who think im pathaan, im not. im a punjaban ;)

Oh thodi phan nu. Eh te Sherni nikli.

*lungi te lulli chuk kay nutth peya*

[abhi_karan]

thas kinda disturbing :neutral:

ma bad bro i mma delete ma post

[JiG]

teri aisi di taisi, khan te na jawin ullo de pathe mein punjaban aan, tere tote tote kar ke galli de kuttean nu khila dawan gi. hath mein kioun pawan, balke tera we katt ke sit dawan...khud ee soch lawo ki :eek:

btw those who think im pathaan, im not. im a punjaban ;)

O' teri paendi! This whole quote with your name in it is gonna be on the first post!

[ezbreezyfresh]

chal chal phoot badi aaayi jhaansi ki raani baane :slap:


i am JHASI KI RANI...lol

[sara khan]

shit...jay bach kay
passa pari na peh javay lol
Rocky ji minnu support karo...i need your help :D

[abhi_karan]

i am JHASI KI RANI...lol


na tu roop ki rani mein choro ka raja

[IPunjabi.Blood]

O' teri paendi! This whole quote with your name in it is gonna be on the first post!

:lol: It's going in my sig.

[ThatGirl]

Good girl? HAH!

Yeah, I will.


:neutral:

[luscious_diva]

i am JHASI KI RANI...lol
tu to billi di rani hai :giggle:

[ezbreezyfresh]

na tu roop ki rani mein choro ka raja


lol that movie was nice

[ezbreezyfresh]

tu to billi di rani hai :giggle:

i hate cats

:slap:
im raaton ki rani

[bigr0ck]

Rocky ji minnu support karo...i need your help :D

menu ta lagda tu kali nay saraya nu rae la deena

[luscious_diva]

na tu roop ki rani mein choro ka raja
fob alert :Police:

[sara khan]

Oh thodi phan nu. Eh te Sherni nikli.

*lungi te lulli chuk kay nutth peya*
*catches lungi da palla* ethe mar, mein haje fariig neii, hune te mazza auna rocky is gonna help me :wiggle:

kioun rocky ji? :p

[JiG]

:neutral:

Fine, fine, very good gal! :neutral:

[luscious_diva]

i hate cats

:slap:
im raaton ki rani
meaning raat mein sadko pe ghumne waali raani? :shock: tu kabse nikal padi red light district mein. sharam karo kuch :no:

[JiG]

fob alert :Police:

A fob calling another person fob. WAh ... kya zamaana aagya!

[ezbreezyfresh]

meaning raat mein sadko pe ghumne waali raani? :shock: tu kabse nikal padi red light district mein. sharam karo kuch :no:



hahahah omg i hate u

i meant like a vampire...

[ezbreezyfresh]

A fob calling another person fob. WAh ... kya zamaana aagya!
:rofl:

i was thinking the same thing


pri u r A freaking FOB urself

[JiG]

:lol: It's going in my sig.

If only I had a sig, it would be in mine, too. :lol:

[J_Zilla]

u have yet to tell me the story about the shirt and the napkin :lol:


lol.. its a tragic story. A man who put on a napkin like a bib when eating a sloppy joe, so not to mess up his tie before he went for his law firm interview. only the man was running late for his interview and it wasnt until after the interview he realised that he had forgotten to take the napkin off which had the "sloppyness" of the sloppy joe all over it. :neutral:

[abhi_karan]

fob alert :Police:

aho asi ta fob hai aab bol ? :p :p

[IPunjabi.Blood]

*catches lungi da palla* ethe mar, mein haje fariig neii, hune te mazza auna rocky is gonna help me :wiggle:

kioun rocky ji? :p

Lungia te hor mil jaania par lulli nehiu milni. *lungi sutt kay nutth geya*

[luscious_diva]

A fob calling another person fob. WAh ... kya zamaana aagya!
tusi fob ke sardar ho ji!

[mtlz_m@m!]

:rofl:

[luscious_diva]

hahahah omg i hate u

i meant like a vampire...
:cool: keep ur enemy closer :eyebrow:

[bigr0ck]

*catches lungi da palla* ethe mar, mein haje fariig neii, hune te mazza auna rocky is gonna help me :wiggle:

kioun rocky ji? :p

bas tu enu phar ke rakh...mai picho thokna

[luscious_diva]

:rofl:

i was thinking the same thing


pri u r A freaking FOB urself
:gay: bole bombay accent waali chori :p

[JiG]

tusi fob ke sardar ho ji!

Aelo karlo baat ... o' tey mainu vi pata hain ji! :sarb:

[luscious_diva]

lol.. its a tragic story. A man who put on a napkin like a bib when eating a sloppy joe, so not to mess up his tie before he went for his law firm interview. only the man was running late for his interview and it wasnt until after the interview he realised that he had forgotten to take the napkin off which had the "sloppyness" of the sloppy joe all over it. :neutral:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:rofl:

lmao :rofl:

lawyers :gay:

[abhi_karan]

Aelo karlo baat ... o' tey mainu vi pata hain ji! :sarb:

lol :p :p hahha

[sara khan]

Lungia te hor mil jaania par lulli nehiu milni. *lungi sutt kay nutth geya*
minnu nasna aunda ee *pulls up lacha, flips the paraanda backwards* (yup i roll punjabi style :kekeke: ) *jay te piche naare laga ke nassing* sidenote: *gali de bache pointing at jay and laughing* ;)

[luscious_diva]

aho asi ta fob hai aab bol ? :p :p
teri bund? :sarb:

[luscious_diva]

Aelo karlo baat ... o' tey mainu vi pata hain ji! :sarb:
:neutral: too much punjabi. Translate it ji.

[ezbreezyfresh]

:gay: bole bombay accent waali chori :p


loll i never denyed the fact that i am a FOB

im fob and proud !!

:dance3: :dance3:

[abhi_karan]

teri bund? :sarb:

meri bund chatni va ? :p

[luscious_diva]

loll i never denyed the fact that i am a FOB

im fob and proud !!

:dance3: :dance3:
:dance3: sneha tells me i m a fob when it comes to music :lol:

[ezbreezyfresh]

:neutral: too much punjabi. Translate it ji.

he said he knows punjabi too


omg even i knew that

[luscious_diva]

meri bund chatni va ? :p
naa teri bund mein dildo dalna ve! woh bhi hot pink wala :lol:

[ezbreezyfresh]

:dance3: sneha tells me i m a fob when it comes to music :lol:
loll im abcd when it comes to angrezi music :no:

[luscious_diva]

he said he knows punjabi too


omg even i knew that:sarb: kya bak rahi hai

[JiG]

:neutral: too much punjabi. Translate it ji.

Tane chodu!

[luscious_diva]

loll im abcd when it comes to angrezi music :no:
:lol: tusi to confuse ho ji.

[sara khan]

bas tu enu phar ke rakh...mai picho thokna
inna wadda jatt mein kalli parh lawan? acha parhing :neutral: wadda jea thok satteo :p

[ThatGirl]

Fine, fine, very good gal! :neutral:


alrighty then. I'm :arrow: of this thread. Too busy.

:wavey:

[luscious_diva]

Tane chodu!
aisa na karo ji :cry:

[JiG]

Dayum, these girls are fuccen nasty. The only nice one till now was Kracka'. :no:

[ezbreezyfresh]

:lol: tusi to confuse ho ji.


LOL no

[IPunjabi.Blood]

minnu nasna aunda ee *pulls up lacha, flips the paraanda backwards* (yup i roll punjabi style :kekeke: ) *jay te piche naare laga ke nassing* sidenote: *gali de bache pointing at jay and laughing* ;)

:roflbow: Tussi great oh. I'm bit tied up, nehi te.... aho.

[ezbreezyfresh]

Dayum, these girls are fuccen nasty. The only nice one till now was Kracka'. :no:


hmm ahemmmmmm

[abhi_karan]

naa teri bund mein dildo dalna ve! woh bhi hot pink wala :lol:

tu pehle :slap:

[JiG]

aisa na karo ji :cry:


Mazaak tha ji =/

[JiG]

alrighty then. I'm :arrow: of this thread. Too busy.

:wavey:

Busy doing whaaa'? How'z the storm?

[JiG]

hmm ahemmmmmm

Khaansi laggi hain? Dawaain chaiyeh aapko? :lol:

[sara khan]

Dayum, these girls are fuccen nasty. The only nice one till now was Kracka'. :no:
im usually nice anand ji :p jay lalkaard the punjaban in me :p

[Manay]

naa teri bund mein dildo dalna ve! woh bhi hot pink wala :lol:

OMG :sarb: :sarb: :sarb:
tum se yeh umeed na thi :neutral:
ssshhhh ini gandi zuban hai tumhari . tova tova ...

[abhi_karan]

nice thread bana va jig sahab sare fob ekhate ho gaye :roflbow:

[JiG]

im usually nice anand ji :p jay lalkaard the punjaban in me :p


Hahaha. I'm just messing around. Say whatever ya gotta say. Jay di aj chuti kardo tussi!

[ezbreezyfresh]

Khaansi laggi hain? Dawaain chaiyeh aapko? :lol:


loll u suck, im the nicest one on here.. i didnt curse even

:mad: :mad:

[ThatGirl]

Dayum, these girls are fuccen nasty. The only nice one till now was Kracka'. :no:


I'm a lady, what can I say. :rofl:

and I meant the thread is too busy. Too much going on that I can't understand.

but it is good to see that I taught you something of good use.

storm sucks

[sara khan]

:roflbow: Tussi great oh. I'm bit tied up, nehi te.... aho.
acha pher haar mande o? yah lagawan hor? :p

[Manay]

wasay manu v punjabi vich galiyan shaliyan seekhao :p

[luscious_diva]

Dayum, these girls are fuccen nasty. The only nice one till now was Kracka'. :no:
sab tera karam :no:

[JiG]

nice thread bana va jig sahab sare fob ekhate ho gaye :roflbow:

Saarey fob ney, yaar. Aiwayeen chupaandey ney khotey log!

[luscious_diva]

Mazaak tha ji =/
minnu to sachi aasoon baha diiye:cry:

[ezbreezyfresh]

Saarey fob ney, yaar. Aiwayeen chupaandey ney khotey log!

what does that mean?

[JiG]

I'm a lady, what can I say. :rofl:

and I meant the thread is too busy. Too much going on that I can't understand.

but it is good to see that I taught you something of good use.

storm sucks


Tane chodu?

PS: Close the door.

[ThatGirl]

Tane chodu?

PS: Close the door.


haanji

and I just opened it :p

[luscious_diva]

I'm a lady, what can I say. :rofl:

and I meant the thread is too busy. Too much going on that I can't understand.

but it is good to see that I taught you something of good use.

storm sucks
category 1 :cry:

[JiG]

loll u suck, im the nicest one on here.. i didnt curse even

:mad: :mad:

You and luscious are cussing in G'jew...we know...uh-huh...yup yup. Freaking jews! Lol. j/k


sab tera karam :no:

Gundi zubaan waali larki, dooor hojaao humari nazro sey! :o

[Manay]

what does that mean?
LOL ... ...
Chupannedany mean .. sticking around ... stick with some one else

[IPunjabi.Blood]

acha pher haar mande o? yah lagawan hor? :p

Haar?
Never.
Eh kehri kutti cheez da naam hai?


*Pulls down his pants* Han'ji lagawo. :eyebrow:

Haha. Some other time. We will continue this loving'shoving. Thanku for the big smile Sara'Ji.

[JiG]

haanji

and I just opened it :p

Tane chodu for real? :shock: Interpret it again!

CLOSE IT! ... please? =/

[ezbreezyfresh]

LOL ... ...
Chupannedany mean .. sticking around ... stick with some one else

ummm interestinggg

[Manay]

You and luscious are cussing in G'jew...we know...uh-huh...yup yup. Freaking jews! Lol. j/k




Gundi zubaan waali larki, dooor hojaao humari nazro sey! :o

yeh sab aap ke ganday kamoun ka natijza hai sire .

[JiG]

what does that mean?

They just hide it.

[sara khan]

Hahaha. I'm just messing around. Say whatever ya gotta say. Jay di aj chuti kardo tussi!
kar ditti kadoun di ;)

[JiG]

^^ Changa hua fir! :p

Damn .. 9 pages long ... and all full of crap!

[Manay]

They just hide it.

sigh .. u pronounce it wrong way ...

[ezbreezyfresh]

They just hide it.

lol i just realised some things..punjabi is kinda like hindi except that u'll add something after the hindi word

example:
hindi-chupa
pun-chupanndey

:shock:

[sara khan]

Haar?
Never.
Eh kehri kutti cheez da naam hai?


*Pulls down his pants* Han'ji lagawo. :eyebrow:

Haha. Some other time. We will continue this loving'shoving. Thanku for the big smile Sara'Ji.
je maut nu maasi aakhdaan e te aaja *daat ke klowing*

na jay ji u guys cheered me up, thx :)

[JiG]

sigh .. u pronounce it wrong way ...

I know my Punjabi better than you do. :)

[Manay]

wwasay .. why i m being ignored jigg ? :x

[JiG]

lol i just realised some things..punjabi is kinda like hindi except that u'll add something after the hindi word

example:
hindi-chupa
pun-chupanndey

:shock:


Yeah, it's similar.

[ThatGirl]

Tane chodu for real? :shock: Interpret it again!

CLOSE IT! ... please? =/


you are saying fuck you in guju.

no

[JiG]

you are saying fuck you in guju.

no

Close it na!

[sara khan]

^^ Changa hua fir! :p

Damn .. 9 pages long ... and all full of crap!
cheered me up on a sad sad day :D thx anand :)

[Manay]

lol i just realised some things..punjabi is kinda like hindi except that u'll add something after the hindi word

example:
hindi-chupa
pun-chupanndey

:shock:

the right word is *SHUP*jana ...
In Hindi or Urdu *Chupa* is not a GOOD WORD .

[JiG]

cheered me up on a sad sad day :D thx anand :)

Yeah, I know what you mean. I've been in a weird mood, too. Cheered me up =)

[Manay]

I know my Punjabi better than you do. :)
ahh.. are u from India ? .. Indian Punjabi ?

[JiG]

the right word is *SHUP*jana ...
In Hindi or Urdu *Chupa* is not a GOOD WORD .

Go gaand maar yourself with a desi daru botal. Then you'll be able to pronounce it properly.

[Manay]

Go gaand maar yourself with a desi daru botal. Then you'll be able to pronounce it properly.

Insan ban jao tum Anand .. warna ...

[sara khan]

Yeah, I know what you mean. I've been in a weird mood, too. Cheered me up =)
Good :)

dont let this thing die, ive turned into an insomniac...the nites a head of me :(

[JiG]

Insan ban jao tum Anand .. warna ...

Insaan hee hain hum. Aap ko humari baat samajh mein aa'rahi hain na? Toh?

[JiG]

Good :)

dont let this thing die, ive turned into an insomniac...the nites a head of me :(

Insomniac -- not good. You should try to get some sleep. Drink some garam doodh (that's what they tell me..heh.)

[ThatGirl]

Yeah, I know what you mean. I've been in a weird mood, too. Cheered me up =)

that was easy

[Manay]

Insaan hee hain hum. Aap ko humari baat samajh mein aa'rahi hain na? Toh?

jee janab .. hum bakoobi samajtay hain sab kuch ...

[JiG]

that was easy

Should always give other ppl a positive feedback. :)

[sara khan]

Insomniac -- not good. You should try to get some sleep. Drink some garam doodh (that's what they tell me..heh.)
i know, ahista ahista neend ajaii gi mujhe koi dusri problem he, chorein...mein pagal houn all good things must come to an end. This thread was fun. I had a good time ;)

[JiG]

jee janab .. hum bakoobi samajtay hain sab kuch ...

Bahot accha phir!

[JiG]

i know, ahista ahista neend ajaii gi mujhe koi dusri problem he, chorein...mein pagal houn all good things must come to an end. This thread was fun. I had a good time ;)


Problem-shroblem ki aisi ki taisi! Bolo kya hua?

[Manay]

Bahot accha phir!

yeh gandoun wala kam kab se shuru ker diya hai aap ne ?
kitna pasa milta hai aap ko roz ka ? :p

[ThatGirl]

Should always give other ppl a positive feedback. :)

:scratch:

[JiG]

yeh gandoun wala kam kab se shuru ker diya hai aap ne ?
kitna pasa milta hai aap ko roz ka ? :p


Yaha koi kaam ho raha hain? =/

[ThatGirl]

category 1 :cry:

Florida rocks :no:

[JiG]

:scratch:

It's aiite..you won't get it.

[Manay]

Yaha koi kaam ho raha hain? =/

ha ha ha ha .
kab se dekh raha hoon ke tum ne eik hi tasbee pakri hoi hai
gand gand gand ...

[sara khan]

Problem-shroblem ki aisi ki taisi! Bolo kya hua?
Kuch nei hua :) bus raat ko neend nei aati, aur mein sachi mein taare ginti rehti houn. No biggie akhir mein a he jae gi neend :)

[JiG]

ha ha ha ha .
kab se dekh raha hoon ke tum ne eik hi tasbee pakri hoi hai
gand gand gand ...

Theek hain .. phuddi pakar lete hain phir. :lol:

[JiG]

Kuch nei hua :) bus raat ko neend nei aati, aur mein sachi mein taare ginti rehti houn. No biggie akhir mein a he jae gi neend :)

Aap ney toh bola ki koi problem tha ... so, waddup? Bolo...chupaao mut!

[Manay]

Kuch nei hua :) bus raat ko neend nei aati, aur mein sachi mein taare ginti rehti houn. No biggie akhir mein a he jae gi neend :)

lol .. hayee. aap ki urdu itneeeee shweet hai :D seriously .. the way u wrote . its really cute :P

[harval]

oye, menu ik bund parn da solution dho. menu panee walee tatti ondee hai, salee bund pat jandee

[Manay]

Theek hain .. phuddi pakar lete hain phir. :lol:

LOL. hahahahah ...
issi liya toh kaha tha phele tum ko ke .
rami insan ban jao :P

[ThatGirl]

It's aiite..you won't get it.


that is wrong

[sara khan]

Aap ney toh bola ki koi problem tha ... so, waddup? Bolo...chupaao mut!
erm...Heartache. Ill get over it, not the first person going threw it. :)