Learn how to speak/swear in Punjabi (1 day's work)

[ThatGirl]

Wha' about me, biznOtch?

too bad, so sad.

:shame:

[JiG]

too bad, so sad.

:shame:

Too sad, so bad.

[ThatGirl]

Too sad, so bad.


*yawn*

[desi_balla63]

Anand ji, I can show you the other hair's I recently trimmed.

[JiG]

*yawn*

Cover thy mouth?

[ThatGirl]

Cover thy mouth?

always

[JiG]

Anand ji, I can show you the other hair's I recently trimmed.

Does it go zig-zag-zee?

[JiG]

always


*pats* Good gal.

[desi_balla63]

Too sad, so bad.

for u, anand ;)

[ThatGirl]

Does it go zig-zag-zee?

no, it goes do-me-please

[desi_balla63]

no, it goes do-me-please
Please, too. Lil' guy has manners.

[JiG]

for u, anand ;)

I like the view of the beautiful Dell. :eyebrow:

[trams_dren]

the first word i learned in punjabi was fuddi! :dunno:

[ThatGirl]

for u, anand ;)

that is an excessive amount of heat near the factory. you are going to shut down production.

[JiG]

Please, too. Lil' guy has manners.

Am glad the lil'guy has manners. Unlike the whitey .. perverted. :no:

[ThatGirl]

*pats* Good gal.


this I know

[JiG]

the first word i learned in punjabi was fuddi! :dunno:

Wadaiya = Congratulations.

[desi_balla63]

I like the view of the beautiful Dell. :eyebrow:
Not very big, but gets the job done. ;)

[ThatGirl]

Am glad the lil'guy has manners. Unlike the whitey .. perverted. :no:

:neutral:

what lies you tell jignesh

[trams_dren]

Wadaiya = Congratulations.
no, i got into a mess for using that word and so later i was taught another word of its kind: bhund or bund (i dont remember exactly)

[JiG]

Not very big, but gets the job done. ;)

As long as the socket's happy.

Gori -- I speaketh the truth.

[JiG]

no, i got into a mess for using that word and so later i was taught another word of its kind: bhund or bund (i dont remember exactly)


Here, another word for ya --- 'lulla'

[ThatGirl]

As long as the socket's happy.

Gori -- I speaketh the truth.

you speak alright, but it is a lot of :blahblah:

[IPunjabi.Blood]

This thread has breached many mother fucking boundaries. Yalgaaaaaar!!

[desi_balla63]

Jay, I'm going to kick your ass.

[JiG]

you speak alright, but it is a lot of :blahblah:

Truth hurts, eh?

[sunKISSED]

"sir, i find that to be truely rude"
Maiovya, teri chachi di bund vich harmonium bajavan

:rofl:

[JiG]

Jay, I'm going to kick your ass.

I'ma say it again .. jor di maari .. bund vich.

[ThatGirl]

Jay, I'm going to kick your ass.

:Punch:

I think not. again.

[desi_balla63]

I'ma say it again .. jor di maari .. bund vich.
Pichlai baar try kitha si


Au mind kar gaya si...kehnda hai "humans only"

[ThatGirl]

Truth hurts, eh?

no truth in speaking out y0 ass

[desi_balla63]

:Punch:

I think not. again.
hump*


:dunno:

[desi_balla63]

i like the daler mehndi da concert pawan one :p

[IPunjabi.Blood]

Jay, I'm going to kick your ass.

First time, I let you slide b/c it only made harmless wind scar on my e-image. Now, I must say you have got guts, and my e-patience is about to run out.

[desi_balla63]

First time, I let you slide b/c it only made harmless wind scar on my e-image. Now, I must say you have got guts, and my e-patience is about to run out.
:shock:







kracka...:ugh:

[ThatGirl]

hump*


:dunno:


leave Jay alone. pick on me if you must. and damn, you are over 30,000 :shock:

you need to get laid.

[ThatGirl]

:shock:







kracka...:ugh:

my e-patience has already run out. STOP USING MY NAME!

[desi_balla63]

my e-patience has already run out. STOP USING MY NAME!
oh fuck, my bad

[JiG]

Jay, what is it that you do to get so much pyar from the gori? Share and care. Give us the recipe/formula/ideas/lala/blahblah. kthx.

[desi_balla63]

leave Jay alone. pick on me if you must. and damn, you are over 30,000 :shock:

you need to get laid.
*sigh*


thank you, master of the obvious.

you're such a team player, aight...i shall divert my humps. ithai aa, gori :dryhump:

[IPunjabi.Blood]

Jay, what is it that you do to get so much pyar from the gori? Share and care. Give us the recipe/formula/ideas/lala/blahblah. kthx.

I'm pure black and she's pure white. You do the math.

[ThatGirl]

nevermind

[JiG]

I'm pure black and she's pure white. You do the math.

Does brown help?

[ThatGirl]

Does brown help?


you are not brown, gora

[IPunjabi.Blood]

Does brown help?

Only if you eat it.

[desi_balla63]

nevermind
:think:


good question. there's no ejaculation...and pre-ejaculation doesn't count, as far as im aware. so as far as my :dryhump: isn't forceful enough to cause, banana juice ... then we're straight. well, i'm straight. dunno about Christianity.

[IPunjabi.Blood]

you are not brown, gora

Don't do that.

[trams_dren]

Here, another word for ya --- 'lulla'
yeah i remember: lulla teri pen ni bhund vich maru! (i told this to a rather aged punjabi security guy) :neutral:

[ThatGirl]

:think:


good question. there's no ejaculation...and pre-ejaculation doesn't count, as far as im aware. so as far as my :dryhump: isn't forceful enough to cause, banana juice ... then we're straight. well, i'm straight. dunno about Christianity.
there is a thread about it. just wondering.

so when you violated my balcony door, you were not sinning. great.

[desi_balla63]

there is a thread about it. just wondering.

so when you violated my balcony door, you were not sinning. great.
did you take a black light to it? :dunno:



Jay - a) will i ever meet you? b) will i get a piggy back ride?

[J_Zilla]

Does brown help?


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[ThatGirl]

Don't do that.

it annoys him. he deserves it sometimes. he's not so nice to me you know. you think I like being referred to as gori all the time?

[IPunjabi.Blood]

I rather not say anything. I'm full'a'shit when it comes to calling or meeting up.

[ThatGirl]

did you take a black light to it? :dunno:



Jay - a) will i ever meet you? b) will i get a piggy back ride?

do you remember getting on my back? I am pretty damn proud that I could support your ass. and in 4 inch heels to boot.

[IPunjabi.Blood]

it annoys him. he deserves it sometimes. he's not so nice to me you know. you think I like being referred to as gori all the time?

lol! What have you gotten yourself into?

[desi_balla63]

do you remember getting on my back? I am pretty damn proud that I could support your ass. and in 4 inch heels to boot.
lmao


kr...kracka, i CANNOT believe you fucking held me up, for like 2 seconds. like ALL my weight, was off ground. holy fucking shit. navy girl ;) wait...navy, or army? the fuck ever, you get the point. you a big girl ;) :kiss:


i bet u could kick my ass

[ThatGirl]

lol! What have you gotten yourself into?

:dunno:

boys are mean.

[desi_balla63]

I rather not say anything. I'm full'a'shit when it comes to calling or meeting up.
=/


you can't hide forever, jay

[JiG]

you are not brown, gora

You are mistaken.

[ThatGirl]

lmao


kr...kracka, i CANNOT believe you fucking held me up, for like 2 seconds. like ALL my weight, was off ground. holy fucking shit. navy girl ;) wait...navy, or army? the fuck ever, you get the point. you a big girl ;) :kiss:


i bet u could kick my ass

well, I am bottom heavy. that held most of the weight. :rofl:

Navy. Research engineer for the Navy. Not in the Navy. Geez, remember that some day.

[JiG]

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My hero :love:.

[desi_balla63]

well, I am bottom heavy. that held most of the weight. :rofl:

Navy. Research engineer for the Navy. Not in the Navy. Geez, remember that some day.
blahblahblah

so tell me, big girl. when do i get to ride you again :eyebrow: maybe 3 seconds, this time

[ThatGirl]

=/


you can't hide forever, jay

yeah Jay. crowning jewel.

[ThatGirl]

blahblahblah

so tell me, big girl. when do i get to ride you again :eyebrow: maybe 3 seconds, this time


if you can stay on for 8 seconds before I buck you off, I'll let you molest Cowboy's hat again.

[JiG]

it annoys him. he deserves it sometimes. he's not so nice to me you know. you think I like being referred to as gori all the time?

That's coz' you call me a gora. =/

And, I'm always nice to you.

[ThatGirl]

You are mistaken.

:wiggle:

[desi_balla63]

That's coz' you call me a gora. =/

And, I'm always nice to you.
I won't say who, but SOMEBODY in our group refused to meet up with brown people the whole weekend :no: no RDB, no desi party, nada. :no: phir kehta hai, mai gora nahi

[Street_Scholar]

Pudi Na laan marana!

Ay Yadina path-ni kutho r-rana, asa-ki punjabi sickasa ni, oh maa yaka!

[ThatGirl]

That's coz' you call me a gora. =/

And, I'm always nice to you.


everyone else called you a gora because you are as fair as me. I just found a new button to push through that.

[JiG]

I won't say who, but SOMEBODY in our group refused to meet up with brown people the whole weekend :no: no RDB, no desi party, nada. :no: phir kehta hai, mai gora nahi

That's coz' that somebody wanted to spend his/her time with you and give his/her full attention to you. Appreciate.

[desi_balla63]

if you can stay on for 8 seconds before I buck you off, I'll let you molest Cowboy's hat again.
:think:


that's very enticing. you're on. *patiently waits for us to be in same zip/area code*

[ThatGirl]

That's coz' that somebody wanted to spend his/her time with you and give his/her full attention to you. Appreciate.


yeah aniq, appreciate.

[JiG]

Anywho, fook you all.

Later retards.

Jay -- :hug:

[ThatGirl]

:think:


that's very enticing. you're on. *patiently waits for us to be in same zip/area code*


zip is better

or maybe unzip
(^ wow, spent too much time with you)

[IPunjabi.Blood]

Anywho, fook you all.

Later retards.

Jay -- :hug:

Take care, Brother. :hug:

[desi_balla63]

That's coz' that somebody wanted to spend his/her time with you and give his/her full attention to you. Appreciate.
:-s

[ThatGirl]

Anywho, fook you all.

Later retards.

Jay -- :hug:

:wavey:

[desi_balla63]

Anywho, fook you all.

Later retards.

Jay -- :hug:
:hug: naraaz tho nai? mai mazaak kar raya si :cry:

[desi_balla63]

zip is better

or maybe unzip
(^ wow, spent too much time with you)
you put your hand upon my zip

when i zip your zip we zip

[JiG]

Na, naraz nahi ah'. Kum aagya si. Tu take care, tey fil gul karangey. :hug:

[Hydro786]

someone sticky this mother fucker...

[JiG]

Back to our lovely thread.

*looks for the lovely ppl who filled this thread up outta love*

[ThatGirl]

Back to our lovely thread.

*looks for the lovely ppl who filled this thread up outta love*


you penchods kicked me out

[IPunjabi.Blood]

stick this motherfucker

[JiG]

you penchods kicked me out

She just called us penchods. :slap:

Please come back, o'fair one :hug:

[IPunjabi.Blood]

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyy

[JiG]

Jay's a bit high at the moment. It's all good, praava'. You're in a safe thread. :lol:

[Be||a]

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyy
:neutral:

[IPunjabi.Blood]

Ricky is Krackers stalker. :dance3:

[ThatGirl]

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyy


statement or request?

[ThatGirl]

Ricky is Krackers stalker. :dance3:

:shock:
I wish. I could handle him at least.

[IPunjabi.Blood]

can ya, feeeeeeeeeel the vibration
can ya, feeeeeeeeeel the vibration
can ya, feeeeeeeeeel the vibration
can ya, feeeeeeeeeel the vibration
can ya, feeeeeeeeeel the vibration
can ya, feeeeeeeeeel the vibration
can ya, feeeeeeeeeel the vibration

[IPunjabi.Blood]

statement or request?

:dance3:

[JiG]

Damn, I actually felt that up the bund :shock:

[IPunjabi.Blood]

:shock:
I wish. I could handle him at least.

lol! He follows you around. It's true.

[ThatGirl]

:dance3:
I take that as both.

[BigCrazyIndian]

Ricky is Krackers stalker. :dance3:

well I had to go to her ever since you filed that restraining order :(.

[JiG]

Terey bin ... sanu soneyaaa...koi hor naiyo lagda .....

[IPunjabi.Blood]

Damn, I actually felt that up the bund :shock:

You enjoyin' the beat, boy?

[Sw33tn3zZ]

"Hello madame, you look verry pretty today"
kidan! mummeh bareh soneha

"Miss, would come suckage interest you?"
choopa chaapa deh deh sonieh


:no:

lol

[IPunjabi.Blood]

well I had to go to her ever since you filed that restraining order :(.

Holla back yung'in. Kooooo, koooooooo.. :hay:

[JiG]

Tere bin..hor kissayyyy....mungni ... meriyaa bala!

[JiG]

You enjoyin' the beat, boy?

Hanji. Thanks. =)

[IPunjabi.Blood]

"Hello madame, you look verry pretty today"
kidan! mummeh bareh soneha

"Miss, would come suckage interest you?"
choopa chaapa deh deh sonieh


:no:

lol

You love that, don't ya? You picked out the nastiest. :lol:

[Sw33tn3zZ]

You love that, don't ya? You picked out the nastiest. :lol:


lol no.. i just thought it was funny.. and so rude :no:

[ThatGirl]

:scratch:

[BigCrazyIndian]

Holla back yung'in. Kooooo, koooooooo.. :hay:

I shall. But until then, good night ulloochoder.

[IPunjabi.Blood]

:scratch:

Kracka, thanks for the nude pics. :dance3:

[ThatGirl]

Kracka, thanks for the nude pics. :dance3:


I knew that was what that flash was when aniq broke into my hotel room :no:

[dee86]

This ones a bit over tha top but......
Teri ma deya momeya vicho dudh kadke, tenu pan chodeya cha pilla dou ga. hahahahahah.

[JiG]

jane mujhe yeh kya hua
kyoun nasha chane laga

[JiG]

Am hungry.

Jay, Mum'ji nu bol mere vaastey aloo de parathe banade...makhan paake. Aho!

[addiction01]

this is seriously fantastic.

[JiG]

Bhan'choda tu bhul v geya, main teri maa dey cholay hilanda hunda si.

Motherfucker you forgotten already, I used to play with your moms tits.


:rofl:

Old times! *sigh*

[kudiPaTaKa]

I can't believe you thought of all that!

[JiG]

^ Hehe, na', everyone pooled in with ideas. Gundey dimaag saareya da' :p

[kudiPaTaKa]

I want to contribute now:

Tere masar da lund leh ke aloo de paranthey veyla.

[JiG]

^^ See, our students learn fast. :lol: